Me + Nos = Da Boss

I feel twitchy
but i ain't really that bitchy
maybe a little bit itchy

i found a bottle cap tonight
i found it without a fight
i find that pretty tight

i had rice for supper
i wish i had followed that piper

into the mountain and the hill
to the upper right corner so that we can chill
somehow we will acquire our fill

i wish i could create fires
i would burn half the teachers tires
maybe even Mr.Pyres

i hear nothing rhymes with orange
i think that's a lie cause i believe in the door hinge
that's what rhymes with orange

i am still not tired even tho it is quite close to 2
sooner or later i am going to need to poo
i gained wings and boy i flew

i think i got burned by a flower
it had a great magical power
it gained it from its sower

toff is a real word
even tho it is quite unheard
i wonder could it be a bird?

well this is getting to be a sort of song
we might have to pry it out with a tong
good night and so long