I'm a half-wit boy, cracking a smile and wearing it all on my sleeve.

So I am bored
It would be great to be a Rock lord
Then I would strike the best cord
I'd rather raid villages with a sword

I draw weird animals
I don't think they are mammals
You wouldn't eat them when your in a famine-als

I just did a quiz
I was a great whiz
Lets go play civs

My rhymes make no sense at all
I lost my bouncy ball
I should go to the mall

Should I be more poetic?
I think that would be fantastic
It might be very frantic

I am writing this in class
while sitting on my....bass

This song is kinda sad
It isn't half bad
It makes me sort of mad

Its about a girl named Cassie
Dieing for her fancy
It wasn't for dancy

It was because she believed in God
Isn't that odd

Whelp here is the song
I forget if it's long

Its a song from Flyleaf
And here is Cassie with all her grief

The question asked in order
To save her life or take it
The answer no to avoid death
The answer yes would make it

Do you believe in God
Written on the bullet
Say yes to pull the trigger
Do you believe in God
Written on the bullet
And Cassie pulled the trigger

All heads are bowed in silence
To remember her last sentence
She answered him knowing what would happen
Her last words still hanging in the air
In the air

Do you believe in God
Written on the bullet
Say yes to pull the trigger
Do you believe in God
Written on the bullet
And Cassie pulled the trigger

How many will die
I will die
I, I will say yes

Do you believe in God
Written on the bullet
Say yes to pull the trigger
Do you believe in God
Written on the bullet
And Cassie pulled the trigger
Do you believe in God
Do you believe in God
Do you believe in God
And I will pull the trigger

This song speaks of truth and really happened
well I think this should end
Have fun with your heart getting mend

Me + Nos = Da Boss

I feel twitchy
but i ain't really that bitchy
maybe a little bit itchy

i found a bottle cap tonight
i found it without a fight
i find that pretty tight

i had rice for supper
i wish i had followed that piper

into the mountain and the hill
to the upper right corner so that we can chill
somehow we will acquire our fill

i wish i could create fires
i would burn half the teachers tires
maybe even Mr.Pyres

i hear nothing rhymes with orange
i think that's a lie cause i believe in the door hinge
that's what rhymes with orange

i am still not tired even tho it is quite close to 2
sooner or later i am going to need to poo
i gained wings and boy i flew

i think i got burned by a flower
it had a great magical power
it gained it from its sower

toff is a real word
even tho it is quite unheard
i wonder could it be a bird?

well this is getting to be a sort of song
we might have to pry it out with a tong
good night and so long

The Rain in Spain Burns Mainly Through The Human Plain

I got a new game!!
its got a lot of fame
and it a well known name

sleep is a weird a fragile thing
if u flick it i bet it goes ping
i want to hear a live band sing

i just stole a bunch of songs
i don't find it wrongs
u shouldn't carry them around with tongs

drugs are scary
especially wen they be hairy
or given to u by a fairy

damn money
it isn't funny
not even that cunny

i want to get a phone
it would pown
it would have the best tone

i get a hair cut probably tomorrow
it might cause some sorrow
but i shall lose it in the morrow

i was suppose to apply for a job this weekend
but i think i fell on that bend
good thing i didn't have to fend

i had freshly baked cookies tonight
i even got them without a fight
all i had to do was take a really big bite

if u can sneak
u better be able to peak
or u just might squeak

I'm not going to edit this one srry
but please try not to worry
or else i will find u and fill your eyes with curry
in one fell swoop of a hurry

peter pan is pretty cool
he makes hook look like a fool
the alligator should live in a pool

i hear the bed calling
i see me falling
i feel myself dieing

An Emo Thought from a Birthday Guy

I wonder what will happen when i die?
Will I float up into the sky?
I wonder if i will remember how to fly?

Will i go down to the fire
the heat the torture the pain the pyre?
I wonder if i would ever tire?

or will i rise up and fly up to the high heavens
how many pies could they cook in those ovens?
would i be friends with a guy named svens?

so today's my birthday hip hip hooray
i just cant wait for a better day
i wish i could just sleep it away

today wasn't bad but today wasn't that good
I really really wish i had more food
the candy i got was pretty grood

i know i should think better of my birth
but i really don't think it that much worth
celebrating some bloke's untimely birth

this note is really emo I'm sorry for that
i would cover my face but i don't have a hat
i could threaten someone with a bat
but all u know i wouldn't do that

well that's what ya get for being a pacifist
you barely even use your fist
when you act as a pacifist

i don't know why but i feel kinda emo
it might be because its my birthday thing-o
but that cant be it, it just ended 8 minutes ago

well i shall go back to reading those comics
or should i go off an study some phonics
or i could create the first healing tonics

well i am off
hopefully u get rid of that cough
good bye and fun beating up a toff

Failure Leaves Such a Bitter Taste in my Mouth

while walking home i saw some cats
I'm glad they had no baseball bats
i wonder where some grub is at

the cats were fighting in a fun way
it looked like they were gay
hip-hip-hooray?

they say sex is the best feeling ever
i would think it quit severe
some probably do it out of fear

i should sleep
so not another peep
hope this wasn't too deep.

Duuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. O_o

Someone took a sledgehammer to my head
it feels kinda dead
should i go to bed?

my head just got shorted out
i guess there's no reason to pout
how am i suppose to go about?

science is too far into existence
They must have great persistence
i wonder if they can go the distance?

my head was broken by a book
i never really even took a look
can anti-matter cook?

msn wont let me sign in
i want to meet a guy who swims with fins
can i have salmon for din din?

i just sawded a movie with explosions
it sucks the world has erosions
can normal folk have multiple implosions?

i am done here
i think most my friends are queer
can i has root beer?

Star Stars What a Wonderful Thing, I Wish They Had Sung I Wish They Could Sing.

This will be fun I like this thing,
people should join in and sing, sing, sing,
but only if its your sort of thing.

Rhyming is fun if you can say what you think,
its very hard not to blink,
Peter Pan has a fairy named Tink.

I am hungry as a friggin bear,
it would be weird if I had short hair,
teehee rabies taste better at the fair,

I am thinking this is weird,
I want a better beard,
people look funny wen they get smeared.

This is all I am doing for today,
I hope you had fun in a fun sort of way,
China beach is a fun but far away bay.
-Matty

The Wind and the Rain are Driving Me Insane

YAY for rhyming title.

My socks are wet,
I need a new pet,
I shall call her Chet.

She will live in a box,
It will really really rox,
She will eat red sox.

This is a rhyming poem,
I cant think of anything woe-m,
Say hello to mister Toem.

I am done having fun,
Hope u enjoyed reading this one,
But now I really got to run.
-Marttholemu

Quotable Quotes From My Desktop

this is the grace that only we can bestow. this is the price u pay for loss of control. this is the break in the bend, this is the closest of calls. this is the reason you're alone, this is the rise and the fall.

Hey unfaithful I will teach you To be stronger, Hey ungraceful I will teach you To forgive one another Hey unloving I will love you

Life's so easy wen she fits right into your arms

I'd rather die in love Than stay alive numb

So push me back and I'll stay the same And fall in love with the sound of silence

Adventure,excitement, a Jedi craves not these things-words of wisdom from silent Bob

We can't all be heroes. Someone needs to sit on the curb and clap as they go past

It's so funny how we see things so clear when we have no time left to live

Tonight this 'hood will be a pyre I'm gonna set your house on fire I'll dance around the pretty flames Such a wonderful game!

I tried to cry out from the inside, but I guess my soul did not pour itself out enough

it doesn't matter, it never has before, its always better staring at the floor. it doesn't happen unless u do it twice, then its time to wonder if its really half as nice

And I know amazing And I feel her too I wish she could meet you But if you don't have the time, she might run off and hide away

once again the bread and wine but it seems the meanings may be deeper still this time

wen we r unhurried and wise, we perceive that only great and worthy things have any permanent & absolute existence

I thought about a burning fire I thought about a love in fire I thought about your love

co-ordinate brain and mouth then ask me what its like to have myself so figured out....... i wish i knew

Well you know I hardly speak When I do, it's just for you I haven't said a word in weeks Cause they've been keepin' me from you

note by note and page by page I've been writing a symphony of failures a ground work of my mistakes. so hit the lights and cue the band, sound the final call the audience is here to watch me fall

Take a picture from off the wall Wen u think that nothing matters Take a picture from the bridge It's a long way to the floor Cut your finger on the edge Cause it's sharper than they told u Take a leap from out the window Cause it's way too far to go through the door

well that's them all. most of them are from bands that i listened to and thought that those few lines were good, there is only about 2 of them that are not from a band. well i sleeps now good nights sleep tights kill the cannibal wen he bites.

Guess Who Has 2 Thumbs And Still No Job?

That's right i still have no freaking job. BAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! but i did manage to acquire a thing wit parent-people where i get 25 munnys a week for mowing lawn, but i still need a bloody job. So if you, any of you, know anywhere/anyone that is looking for nice good labor work please let me know. Yes this may be desperate but it is needed.

Me Myself and a Guy Named Matt

Hello people that live inside my computer,
today was goods in the way that I now(for the next 3 days) have a room to myself YAY!! i also started my day with glorious sugar muffins, sure they were a little stale but that's no the point they were sugar muffins mmmmm. today i also found out that a golf ball could withstand being run over by a car. rain is fun after about five blocks you just stop caring its there, unless you have an umbrella.
ummmm
i think i ran out of things to say....OH WAIT i have not today i also watched an amazing movie which i believe is in my top 3 and the movie i watched was mirror mask. i kno there is a picture book out there for it somewhere and there is a book book too, for all those picture dislike almost as if it was haters out there. i have gotten 2 of my top 3 movies so far, one thanks to christophe who helped get it off interwebs and one thanks to me girlfriend who gave it as present. but i still missing one, the final last one, the one that wen i first watched it i felt REALLY REALLY high, (and all i did was watch a movie) that was a good nigt. so to say my top 3 movies they would be (in no specific order) mirror mask, batman: dark knight and across the universe.
now i think i have run out of...never mind i have more, i think.
Bottle caps. many i have collected and i am about 4-5 away from breaking 100 WOOT!
philosophy is messed up, it seems that u can only think of it wen no one can record it so later on wen u re-think it it is all mumbled and jumbled to not it original state of mind but a totall different one, one that is thinking differently than when you thought it up. i wonder wen "they" are going to start putting chips inside us so we can record our every word. it would help me alot because my mind is usually changing every few hours depending on whats happening.
well i am done here toudlse and have a good Thursday
bye
-MaTt

p.s. srry to all those grammar people who might read this and good luck.

May the Fourth be With You

so today is monday and i have started to blog...again.
it seems like everyone is lately, so i decided to join in on the excitement of blogging.(i hope i dont die from this) supposedly according to xkcd 1 person has died of a blogging accident, it might have been a joke but still it makes u kinda feel a bi sketchy doing this whole thing. well onto bigger and better thoughts. The rain is nice same with the wind its good too, i havent walked n it for quite some time now and i think thats a shame. "sorry wind sorry rain i will see u again sometime in later days." i need ice tea so i think this is done because i think the weather is calling for me to go and well i kinda ran out of things to say so good night sleep tight make sure to squish a spider in frieght.
bye,
Matt